Eat my Trousers by The Norwegian Bulldogs
D - ! - HIS PROGRAM CONTAINS SOME FEW ROUTINES WHICH WILL FOR CERTAIN THROW THE AVERAGECODER INTO A UNFATHOMABLE DEPRESSION. ( - BECOUSE THEY ARE - O YOU STILL WANT TO CONTINUE? ( - ) - - - - - - - - HI FOLKS! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY GREAT RASTER?? IT TOOK ME ONLY2 HOURS TO MAKE IT!! WHAT ABOUT MY FLASHING COLORS?? I FIXED IT IN 1 HOUR!!! I FOUND THIS SCROLLER IN A MAGASINE, SO I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY IT BUGS (SPACE) - - ! - HIS PROGRAM CONTAINS SOME FEW ROUTINES WHICH WILL FOR CERTAIN THROW THE AVERAGECODER INTO A UNFATHOMABLE DEPRESSION. ( - BECOUSE THEY ARE - O YOU STILL WANT TO CONTINUE? ( - ?;852.+(&# ^[YWUSQOMLJIHFEDCCBAA - AABCCDEFHIJLMOQSUWY[^ #&(+.158;? - ?;852.+(&# ^[YWUSQOMLJIHFEDCCBAA - AABCCDEFHIJLMOQSUWY[^ #&(+.158;? - HEY DUDES! WELCOME TO THE FIRST PAGE OF THIS DEMO! THE INTRO TO THIS DEMO WAS A JOKE AS YOU SOON WILL UNDERSTAND! ARE YOU TIRED OF THIS RASTERBAR? I AM! LET'S MAKE SOME RADICAL CHANGES!! - BETTER! LET'S HAVE SOME HISTORIC: - IN 1988 SOME OF MY FRIENDS (VEGAR NATAAS, HIS BROTHER BJARTE AND CASPER KALAND) FORMED THE GROUP - LATER I JOINED THE GROUP AS THE CODER WE GAVE OUT ONE DEMO NAMED - AT THE END OF THAT YEAR THE INTERREST FOR - DISAPPEAR AND THE GROUP GOT DISOLVED - FOR TWO MONTS AGO I BOUGHT VEGARS C64 AND STARTED CODING! - AS THE ONLY MEMBER I RESTARTED - BEFORE I STARTED CODING ON THE C64 I CODED ON A COMPUTER CALLED MPF-II - IT HAD A 6502 MICROPROSESSOR RUNNING ON 1 MHZ AND 64K RAM THE SCREEN HAD ONLY ONE MODE; BITMAPPED (280*192) AND IT COULD ONLY SHOW 4 COLORS (WITH REDUCED RESOLUTION) SOMETHING LIKE SPRITES DID NOT EXIST! - IT HAD A DISKDRIVE AND APPLE-II DISK OPERATIVE SYSTEM - IT HAD NOT INTERRUPT FACILITY UNTIL I ADDED SOME SELFMADE CIRCUIT TO THE MAINBOARD - THE DIFFERENSE BETWEEN MPF-II AND THE C64 IS ENORMOUS!! LET'S VRITE SOMETHING ABOUT MYSELF: - MY NAME IS ROLF RUNAR BAKKE AND I AM 19 YEARS OLD AND I AM EDUCATING ME AS A MEDICAL ELECTRONICS TECHNICIAN - I AM BETTER TO CODE THAN WRITING ENGLISH SCROLLTEXT AS YOU SURELY HAVE NOTICED! LET'S QUIT THIS BULLSHIT-TALK AND MOVE SOME CREDITS: - ALL CODE: THE PRETTY ONE (ME!) MUZAKK: FROM THE LAST NINJA II SPRITES: FOUND IN A DEMO CALLED 'IT'S MAGIC' BY THE ERRORS - MESSAGE TO THE MEATBALL OF DIGITAL DESIGN: - THANKS FOR TELLING ME WHAT THE $01 ADDRESS IS USED FOR!! BY THE WAY: WHY DO YOU CALL YOURSELF FOR THE MEATBALL??? I DON'T THINK YOU LOOK LIKE ONE! - IT'S BETTER TO USE A NAME THAT HAS SOMETING WITH THE REALITY TO DO, FOR EXAMPLE, - MY NAME!!!! - (SNERR-SNERR!) - YOU CAN QUIT STARING AT THE SPRITES, THY WON'T FLASH ANYMORE! YOU MUST LEARN ME TO REMOVE THE BORDERS! - AND TO THE REST OF YOU: - JUMP ON YOUR C64 AND ENJOY THE LAST PART!!!! TRY TO HIT SPACE, STUPID!!! THE SPACE KEY IS THE LONGEST OF THE KEYS (ON YOUR C64) AND IT ISLOCATED ON THE TOP SURFACE! RELEASE DATE: 23-11-92 - 6HEY FUCKHEADSP!X C - THE PRETTY ONE IN THE NORWEGIAN BULLDOGS WISH YOU WELCOME TO THE LAST (AND BEST) PART IN THIS MEGAULTRA DEMO CALLED 'EAT MY TROUSERS' (MY FRIEND BART SIMPSON GAVE ME THAT NAME)P - BEST PART YOU SAY?T - ONLY A LOUSY 2X2 CHAR SCROLLER AND TWO JUMPIN' LINES?T - OK, LET'S ADD SOME MORE MOVEMENTT F - ELEGANT, OR WHAT?T ZMORE!!T F - THIS PART IS REALLY SMART!X C - THE LAST TWO LINES ARE JUMPIN' IN SYNC WITH THE MUZAKK AS YOU BUGBRAINS PROBABLY HAVE FOUND OUTX - I'M NOT PLEASED! I WANT SOME ACTION! - X 6WHAT IS THIS?P - THREE BADLY MADE SPRITES?L - OH NO! IT'S A BADLY MADE SPRITE SCROLLER!L - WATCH CAREFULLY!0 > - THIS BABY CAN ROTATE IN BOTH DIRRECTIONSL F - TO THIS ROUTINE - ROUTINE, OR WHATP?F - IF YOU WANT SOME - NFO ABOUT THE RRS, - READ THE TEXT IN IT!!P - LET'S TAKE THE CREDITS FOR THIS PAGE: - P :THE PRETTY ONEP - P :THE PRETTY ONEP * - P 2I DON'T KNOWX "MUZAKK: - FOUND IN A GOOD DEMO CALLED - 'IT'S MOVIN' BY SUPER - AP SWEDEN (THANKS FOR PLACING THE MUZAKK AT 9L0C - IT FITTED DIRECTLY INTO MY DEMO!) - IF YOU WONDER - WHY I USE THAT OLD (GOOD) MUZAKK IT'S BECOUSE I DON'T HAVE NEWER DEMOS! C - : CAN YOU (YOUR GROUP) WRITE DOWN YOUR NAME (GROUPNAME), ADD - OUR FEELINGS ABOUT THIS DEMO AND SEND - IT TO ME (ROLF RUNAR BAKKEP - BEKKJARVIKNV 27AP - 5084 TERNES,BERGENP ZNORWAYT - AFTER 93-04-01 THE ADDRESS CHANGES TO - ROLF RUNAR BAKKEP - 5030 LANDAAS,BERGENP - NORWAY) (SORRY, THE MUZAKK WOULD NOT RESTART)L C - THE ADDRESS IS NEEDED BECOUSE - HOW FAR THIS DEMO GETSP C - I CAN OFFER YOU IS TO ADD YOUR NAME (GROUPNAME) OM MY SHORT G-LIST C - REAL PATIENCE IS TO JACK-OFF A TELEPHONE-POLE UNTIL THE TELEPHONE-OPERATOR GETS AN ORGASM!T - IF YOU MISSED SOME OF THIS TEXT,JUST WAIT!L - GOODBYE FOR NOW AND DON'T FUCK ANYTHING I WON'T HAVE FUCKED! - PCPENCCIPJFTPSNVWW PS - ETA CTCTCPC/CRC^ -